Did I ever mention how the Metro hates me as much as I hate the Metro. Returning from tonights kick-in-the-sack Nats game my card somehow became demagnitized after being in a pocket with nothing else, specifically so it wouldn't demagnitize. After trying in vain to swipe and enter, I decided to just slip through with my Father, and collided with a 6'3" Metro authority who wasn't too pleased. I was past the point of activing civil if asked my intentions, so I did the smartest thing, and kept my yap shut.
If ever driving by a Metro, scan the area for a man with a grimace on his face, shaking a cartoonish fist at the Metro sign. Feel free to give me a quarter, I'm probably crazier than the nearest homeless guy.
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