Friday, June 24, 2005

Oxymorons for 2005

When I was in 9th grade (I was slow) and was taught the definition of oxymoron, I thought it was the coolest thing. Unfortunately, 'baked Alaska' and the majority of oxymorons are outdated and rarely used. I would like to update the list of accepted oxymorons to be more contemporary. My submissions:

- best tattoo contest
- great wedding website
- status meeting
- long-awaited Britney Spears album

1 comment:

dzahn07 said...

educated UVA grad