Friday, July 15, 2005

Top Five Staffordonian Names

The top five last names that should be an alert you are dealing with someone from Stafford:

5.Payne: One of the Payne's went bogging last weekend and got his 1993 Ford Ranger stuck.

4.Bumbrey: The Stafford High School basketball team reached the regional finals due to double figures from Greg Bumbrey, Tyrone Bumbrey, and Romaine Bumbrey.

3.Shackelford: I used to pay to have my garbage picked up by Shackelford's Garbage, now I just take it to the landfill.

2. Shelton: The Sheltons couldn't srping for a babysitter, so they sent their kids outside to play hide-and-seek behind the cars on blocks in the front yard.

1. Shifflett: "We knew she wasn't from our side of the family when I married her, she's got a full set of teeth."

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